Yes, yes I could have just written 497,928 in the title but where is the fun in that. Plus, it goes a long way to proving I can spell the above numbers (though Sxi still defeats me).
So, I sold my first t-shirt. Well, actually www.redbubble.com sold a t-shirt with one of my designs on it for the first time.
That’s me well on the way to fame and fortune! YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! Ahem.
Turns out that the purchase was made in A$. That’s dollars from Austrailiamate! Other side of the fucking world, get in.
What was the design you say? Ah, a classic piece of artwork depicting a stick man (from signage fame) giving himself a blow job. It’s called “Bawsdeep” which is short for the original title I gave it when creating it:- “Baws Deep In My Ane Moof”* or “BDIMAM” for very short.
There are actually two versions of – Yes, a blow job, you did read that correctly.
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Two versions. One with jrizzle (my own word combining “jizz” and “drizzle”) showing and one without and this fabulous persons (I assume it was a male) will shortly be walking along some antipodean street proudly displaying a jrizzle free version.
So, I’m hoping that will get the ball rolling (directly into the mouth, ha ha) and folk will buy more shirts to give me some cash. But, alas, I fear this will not be the case.
At any rate, I’m going to try and keep putting up new stuff. Photos will follow soon (for buying prints – the original purpose of starting this blog!) and probably more t-shirt designs when I re-learn how to use Adobe Illustrator.
When I do re-learn Illustrator I’m going to try and do this in line art stylee (photo is too low res for anything other than 4×6″ prints):
I also, possibly, might, maybe, could even augment the Bawsdeep image:
or perhaps this should be the final version:
Alright, alright, enough filthy talk.
Have a look at the other stuff I’ve uploaded for sale on RedBubble.
I’m off to limber up 😉
*Baws= Balls. Ane=Own. Moof=Mouth. Obviously.